How To Impress A Girl On Whatsapp Chat | Dost Ki Gf Se Badla Part - 2
gurmrng
gudmrng
kaise ho
expensive hun
to fir in kb honge
mtlb
inexpnsve
bs jaise koi ladki is Dilβ€οΈ ke bazar mai Wholesale mai shopping krre tab
acha to ap shopkeeper bhi ho btata nhi apne
Agar kisi ka Dilβ€οΈ ho churana to naam mera hi batana
hehe
acha ab btao kal kya bolna chah rahe the
ayse nahi thoda bhav kha k btauga
pgl khana khya kro body bn jayegi πππ
tum party dena tmhari party se mota ho jaunga
acha ji thik hai lelena pr btao ab
phle btao kb le jare ho muje date p
date p ku lajaugi
ab party kisi bhandare mai to doge nahi restro mai hi doge, aur hm single logo k lia to vo hi date ho jati hπ
kaise bna lete ho aysi baten
me whiskey mai glucose mila k peeta hunπ€£
Actually me alcohol nehi pita aur up log v na pie
πππ
acha ab vo baat btao na
konsi baat
jo apne kha tha btani h
jo apki dp lgi h na usko dekh k kuch ho gya tha
kya
ho gaya tha
bta du
hnji
pkka
hmm btao v ab
bat kuch aysi hai ji, waise to mai hun shakt londa par apki dp dekh k pighl gya tha
ye bat thi kya
hnji
sachi btao
muchi btaya hai
itni si bat thi aur kalse preshn kia tha apne
yar yha shakt londa pighl gya aur apke lia itni si bat
agar mujhse mil loge to fir to pighl k ud hi jaoge
π€£π€£
mjk acha krne laga ho, lagta hai mera jadu chlne lga h
rok dia jaddu ko
mera jadu aur beer ka nasha roka nahi ja sakta
nice dialogue kha se copy kia
mera khud ka original hai ji kidney se socha hai
kidney se kon sochta hai
Dil se sochunga to pyr ho jayega na
πππ kha se late ho ayse dialogue
lagta hai ab truck wala dialogue marna padega
konsa
hans mat pagli pyar ho jayega
ab nahi hoga aur himt nahi hai pyr krne ki
ek bar chalan kat jaye to us dar se gadi chalan thodi chor dete hai
han bs is bar helmet aur licence lekr chalana
kahai gadi khrb ho gyu to
are chacha vidhayak hai hmare
to vo gadi thik karenge kya
aur papa mechanic
πππ
apke papa to army mai the
hns to lete yar, apko hanse k lia papa ko mechanic bna dia
unko pta chla to jaydad se bedkl kr denge
ruki mai hi btati hu
bta do but koi v ladki mere bare mai unse bat krti hai to vo usse bahu man lete hain
acha ji
han but bahu ko beti mante hain
dehej nahi lenge
hihi ham denge v nahi
to fir mi Rishta pkka samjhuπππ
kitna fast ho ap
madam jaldi ka zamana hai, islia to saher amit bhadna hai
amit bhadana k Fan ho kya boy-nahi unka TV hu
nahi unka TV hu
Ac bolte vo bhi thik tha Tv
sab Fan aur Ac bn jayenge to Tv kon banega
mai to apki Tv ho gyi hun
Tv to hai biwi chaiyeπππ
Acha to car bn jau
Car to hai bs pyar chaiyeπ€£
somvar se sukarvar chahiye
ku Saturday sunday chutti hai kya
nahi ji dialogue ban gya to bole bina rah ni jata fir
waise ek bat sachi hai ajtk kisi ne itne dialogue ni mare mujpur, jitje apne 3-4 din mai mar dia
yar i don't know bs aapko dekh k khud nikl aate hain
ku
kuki ek ladki ko dekha to aysa laga
kaisa laga
jaise oxygen ho tum
hehe
jaise G1 ho tum
aur
jaise bevdo k lia whiskey aur Rum
hahaha
do u know muje mere Dil k hotspot ki password mil gayi haiπ
kon hai
no ji password sbko nahi
bta do na
aap mere dil ka data chori kr logo to
chori nahi krti mai
are aapne to kitni ka Dil apne pass qaid kr rakha hai
maine nahi kia khud de jate hain dil
koi hmko ku nhi deta apna Dil
are ap kisi se bat kr lo koi bina dil dia rah nahi payegiπ
bs ap hi nahi dete
hehe
acha ab muje bht jaroori kam hai
itni rat ko kya jaroori kam hai
100000$ dollar count karne hai to uske lia bht jaroori kam se sona hai kuki sapne mai hi aayege vo toπππ
acha itni jaldi kon sota hai yar
mummy kahti hai agar dark circle ho jayenge to shadi nahi hogi
acha to fir mai v so jati hun
hnji gudnight
& apne Dil ke hotspot ka password kal btauga aapko
pkka btaoge
hnji
ok ji
by
gud night
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